- Pease porridge hot,
- Pease porridge cold,
- Pease porridge in your skull
- Growing green mold.
Pagan Prattle points the way to an oil touted on eBay as having been "blessed by the Irish" (presumably not the Fighting Irish) which promises to pass numerous gifts onto its users, including "PEASE OF MIND". Also money in the mail.
Still open is the question of whether it can be used as salad dressing, ear wax remover or door hinge de-squeaker. From the photo on eBay, I'm guessing it's a little light for bicycle or motorcycle chain lube.
In the more personal realm, while it will surely bring to the lucky bidder the "LOVE OF YOUR LIFE", my advice is, don't get carried away. Stick with water-based products.
