(I'm just feeling chatty right now.) In the news, probably yesterday's news or even the day before's, I do tend to leave browser windows open, anyway, there's a bit on a new registry that will stop junk mail and cold calls to dead people:
Bereavement Register Canada is a free service that promises to remove the names, phone numbers and addresses of deceased people from mailing lists, databases and telemarketing files.
I read this far, and started wondering what I had to do to fake my own death. Apparently, I'm not the only one, since at the bottom they wrote, "The company checks all information to make sure the person is deceased."
That's not very trusting of them, at all.