13

November
2003

12:22 pm

101 Uses for Velostat

I think this is number 102; really.

I was following some links hither and yon the other night, and ran across that portion of the web devoted to UFOs and alien abduction. These links in particular read like ghost stories told by psychotics, so I thought I'd share. I recommend not reading them late at night if you're like me and tend to not so much suspend disbelief as dropkick it into the next valley once the moon rises and the streets get all quiet.

The truth is out there. So are anal probes. Order your velostat hat today.

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3 Comments

  1. posted November 13, 2003 at 1:30 pm

    I used to devour that stuff. Don’t believe a word of it, mind you. But boy, does it make for some fascinating reading. The Majestic 12 stuff, in particular is amazing. They really did their homework when they started doing “The X-Files.”

  2. pericat
    posted November 13, 2003 at 2:27 pm

    It is fascinating, and the disturbing part is that of the people who do believe it, they really believe it, and so many of them are scared out of their wits. It isn’t fun for them, nor spiritually empowering, or anything worthwhile, just overwhelmingly frightening.

  3. Diana and Rachelle
    posted June 10, 2004 at 11:45 am

    Hi we are are previous alien abductees from Cle Elum Washington, and the proud owners of seven anal probes between the two of us.Believe in them.